Three ladies, with boyfriends all named "Leo" were at a bar when one of
the ladies said, "I'm tired of getting my Leo mixed up with your Leo,
and her Leo mixed up with your Leo.
Why don't we all name our Leo's after a soda pop? The other two ladies
agree, and the first lady jumps in and says, "OK, then, let me go first.....

I name my Leo '7-UP' !" The other two ladies jump in and ask her, "Why
7-UP?" "Because my Leo has 7 inches and it's always UP!"

All three ladies holler and hoot and slap each other on the back, when the
second lady says, "OK, I'm next....and I name my Leo 'Mountain Dew'!" The other two ladies ask, "Why Mountain Dew?" "Because my Leo can Mount and Dew me anytime!"

All three ladies proceed to holler and hoot and slap each other each other on the back.

The third lady then stands back and starts thinking and says, "You know,
those two Leo's were good....but I'm gonna name mine Jack Daniels."

The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda
pop....that's a hard liquor!"

The third lady shouts, "THAT'S MY Leo!"

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