Q: Why did the cow receive the Nobel Peace Prize?
A: Because it was out standing in its field

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Q: How does a blind parachutist know when he is close to the ground?
A: The lead on his guide-dog goes slack.

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"There's only one way to handle a woman. Unfortunately, no one knows what it is yet...."

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If a man says something in the woods and their isn't a
women there to hear it--is he still wrong?

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Scientists announced today that they have found a cure for apathy. However, they claim that no one has shown the slightest bit of interest in it.

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DIPLOMACY:- The art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a brick.

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Q:-- What Did The Woman say when she broke up with the Invisible Man?

A: I can't see you any more...

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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

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