Question: What do sperm and asylum seekers have in common?
Answer: They come in their millions but only one of them works!

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Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
B. Penicillin

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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.

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How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.

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