Subject: FW: You'll laugh at these


Four fonts walk into a bar
The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
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Two peanuts walk into a bar
One was a salted
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So
he gave her one
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"
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Dyslexic man walks into a bra
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A seal walks into a club...
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A man walks into a pub, goes up to the bar "Pint of best" he says
to the bar man, Whilst waiting for his drink he notices that Vincent Van
Gogh is sitting at one of the tables He goes up to him and says "Are you
Vincent Van Gogh?" "Yes" the old man replies "do you want a pint?"
"No, ta. I've got one 'ere."
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:
"Pint please, and one for the road."
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of GREEN tarmac under his arm and
says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
The barman says "I'll serve you, but your mate's barred - he's a bleedin " cycle-path!"
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A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A Woman
comes up to him and says 'What are you supposed to be?'
The man says 'A premature ejaculation'
'What?' says the woman
The man says 'I've just come in my pants'

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