A Sunday school nun was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she
asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven which part of your body
goes first?" Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?" Suzie eplied, "...
Because
when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just
takes your hands first!" "What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs".
The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny,
why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I
walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs
straight up in the air and she was saying, 'O God I'm coming!' If Dad
hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her." The Nun fainted.