How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. A dog is always happy to see you
B. A dog only takes a couple of months to train

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

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What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

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