This e-mail is good, but it's not like getting your dick stuck in a
cow milking machine.

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I had sex last night, it was so good even the next door neighbours had a cigarette.

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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and
the dancers hit each other.

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my
father. He said he wanted more proof.

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A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody
home. I went over. Nobody was home.

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If it wasn't for pick pockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

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Q: Why aren't there any women on the moon?
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning.

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