A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl
stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;
itwas physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I
will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The
little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she
got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was? The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and
said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or
looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her fiveand six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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