" Famous Quotes "
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess'
on it. I said,
'Thyroid problem?'
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
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I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names.
But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
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'Thyroid problem?'
*
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
*
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
*
I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
*
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
*
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
*
Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names.
But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
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